this is a pirate post from the IWCB prompts
After reading some of the more amazing impossible bucket list items from my friends over at IWCB. I thought why not make a list of things which it given the chance to do I would but cannot because it's impossible.
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I want to turn back time and inhabit my own body as an infant with all the knowledge I have currently.
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Force my parents to buy a computer with an Internet connection much sooner, and start learning to code from a much younger age.
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Force my parents to invest in the stock market at a much earlier point having them buy FAANG stocks at inexpensive rates.
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Start training in wrestling in an akhada with the intention of winning an Olympic gold medal.
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Send myself to Dagestan 2-3 years and forget XD
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Be there ringside during the McGregor vs Khabib drama.
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Have a great amateur and professional career in MMA culminating with a UFC contact at the age of 20.
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Become a headline fighter rake in millions and invest in nvidia
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Buy a plot of land in coorg, cultivate coffee and build a brand around my mma career and sell that coffee to people at a premium.
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Retire at the age of 40
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Learn how to fly a fighter jet
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Build a nuclear reactor at home
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Win a triathlon
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Become an actor in the early stages of MCU or the new DCU and get a backend deal making even more millions.
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Influence public policy with my wealth to make a sovereign wealth fund for people here.
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Before my untimely death create an elaborate scavenger hunt for the billions I raked in because of my time travel and say the words, "My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left everything in that place!" Kickstarting the Great pirate Era where the youth take to the seas to find my One Piece!!!!
Funny how I worked the pirate angle in the end.